[Heard on the local radio station here in London (Capital Radio)] Two guys draw up to traffic lights, one in a Mini and the other in a Rolls Royce. The guy in the Mini winds down his electric windows, not to be outdone the Rolls driver winds his down in reply. The Mini driver then presses a button to unwind his sun-roof, again the Rolls driver does the same. Next, the Mini driver presses a button which causes a double bed to appear in the back of his car! The Rolls driver is gob-smacked and watches in disbelief as the Mini drives off from the green light. Immediately, the Rolls driver goes round to his local garage and asks for the insto-bed to be fitted to his car. The mechanic tells him it will be very expensive. The Rolls driver insists it is fitted and does not care about the cost. A few weeks later he collects his car with the insto-bed fitted. He spends hours driving around looking for the Mini. Eventually, he finds it parked in a lay-by. It's windows are all steamed up and the car is rocking. The Rolls pulls up slowly, and he knocks on the window. After a short pause the Mini drivers' head pops out. "What?", says the Mini driver. "Watch this!", says the Rolls driver. He then depresses the button and smirks proudly as a double bed appears... To which the Mini driver retorts, "You got me out of the shower to show me that!?".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)