Heard from a comedian on one of those ubiquitous cable comedy shows: "Filling out job applications is so depressing. I was filling one out the other day and I got to the part that says "Sex?" Well, I prefer to 'F', but I'm usually alone, so I had to circle 'M'."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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