In a brothel in Paris, the madame hears loud shouting from a recently occupied room. She listens and hears ``Ah, no! Not that, never! you just can't do that!'' Alarmed she opens the door and says: ``But, Fifi, you know that in this place the customer is king. You must do what he asks you to do.'' Whereupon Fifi replies: ``But Madame, he wants to pay me in rubles...''
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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