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In comp.risks, a user quotes a representative of the Pennsylvania Department of Transportation as saying: "State law prevents me from disclosing any violations on an individual's personal driving record, so I cannot explain to you why a driver may be suspended or for how long. I can tell you that an indication on our record that a driver is deceased would in no way lead to a suspension."
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