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A man called into a local radio station (93.3 KDKB) and told the "morning guys" that his wife had given him an ultimatum: until he quit smoking, he wasn't going to get any sex.
They asked him, "How long do you think you'll be able to hold out?"
Reply: "Until my girlfriend dies."
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