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Speeding Tickets & Quantum Mechanics

fields@yale.edu (Admiral Doug Fields)
(smirk)

Today, at my Cryptology class, one of the students was giving a lecture
on Quantum Cryptology. He gave a remedial discussion on Quantum Mechanics.
Seems there's a certain Heisenburg Uncertainty Principle which basically
states that you can't know both the speed and position of something
with any degree of certainty. To which I replied, "I'll have to use that
on my next speeding ticket... How could he know I was both going 88 AND
that it was me???"

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