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Helpful Grammar checker

JNIGRIN@opie.bgsu.edu (Jon Nigrine)
(smirk, computers, true)

I was trying out one of those grammar checking programs the other day. 
It came upon the expression "not at all" in my document and issued 
the following advice:

    "not at all" -- Wordy expression.  Consider "not" or "by no means"
    instead.

I chose to ignore this sage counsel, especially the second part.  
Then, later in the document, the program said:

    "by no means" -- wordy expression.  Consider "not" or "not at all" 
    instead.

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