Heard from another good friend:
Two gentlemen are driving down the interstate and decide to stop at a Truck Stop for dinner. They sit at the counter and when the waitress arrives, both gentlemen order hamburgers.
The waitress promptly goes to the freezer, pulls out two patties, and places one each under each arm. When asked what the hell is going on, she calmly explains that they have no way to defrost the patties since the microwave is broken.
Send one man to the other, "Boy, I'm sure glad I didn't order a hotdog."
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