A woman gets on this elevator in Atlantic City when she suddenly realizes the only other passenger is Donald Trump! "Oh my God," she gushes, "You are the most handsome, intelligent, successful, sensitive man I've ever met, and I'll never see you again. Can I give you a blow job?" To which `The Donald' replies, "What's in it for me?" Eric Mitchell (Quoted from memory of an interview with Dustin Hoffman in "Georgia Straight" newspaper, Vancouver, B.C.)
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