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A farmer had been taken several times by the local car dealer. One day, the car dealer informed the farmer that he was coming over to purchase a cow. The farmer priced his unit as follows:

        BASIC COW                               $499.95 
        Shipping & Handling                       35.75 
        Extra Stomach                             79.25 
        Two-tone exterior                        142.10 
        Produce storage compartment              126.50 
        Heavy duty straw chopper                 189.60 
        Four-spigot/high-output drain system     149.20 
	Automatic fly swatter			  88.50 
	Genuine cowhide upholstery		 179.90 
	Deluxe dual horns			  59.25 
	Automatic fertilizer attachment		 339.40 
	4 x 4 traction drive assembly		 884.16 
	Pre-delivery wash and comb		  69.80 
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	FARMER'S SUGGESTED LIST PRICE	      $2,843.36 
	Additional dealer adjust		 300.00 
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	TOTAL LIST PRICE (including options)  $3,143.36 

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