A hunter accidently shot himself in the groin with a charge of shotgun pellets. After a doctor worked on him for hours getting the buckshot out, he suggested the following: "If I were you, I'd go to a music teacher and take clarinet lessons." "Why?" "Well, somebody is going to have to teach you how to finger that thing without peeing all over your hand!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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