[ dreamed up by me over a lunchtime chat ] It seems our friends at the FBI are a little busy these days. Yesterday I called and this is what I got: "Hello. You've reached the Federal Bureau of Investigation. "If you wish to claim responsibility for the bombing of the World Trade Center, press '2' now. "If you are demanding network television airtime for a videotape validating your divine right to stockpile nuclear weapons, press '3' now. "If you are a contractor submitting a bid to convert the West Lawn into a jogging track, please stay on the line. An operator/agent will be with you directly."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)