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theobald@duke.cs.mcgill.ca (Kevin THEOBALD)
(topical, chuckle, offensive, original)

[Footage of bombings in Sarajevo, gun battles, etc.:]

"Bosnia-Herzegovina continues to be ravaged by the worst fighting in Europe since World War II. Rebel forces besieging Sarajevo are mercilessly bombing the city to rubble as the terrified population faces the prospect of mass starvation. In areas under Serbian control, soldiers ruthlessly sweep through neighborhoods and kill or expel all Muslims under the policy known as "ethnic cleansing." The less-fortunate Bosnians are sent to Nazi-like concentration camps, where they are tortured and starved. Many of the women in these camps are gang-raped daily by Serbian soldiers."

[Shot of angry-looking gunman at checkpoint pointing rifle at camera, shaking his head:]

"But if you think THIS is bad, just wait 'til you see what happens to you if you don't have your VISA card. Because in Yugoslavia, they don't tolerate ethnic diversity, and they DON'T take American Express!"


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