Source: Heard on a french radio station in Montreal (translated by me) Young male voice: What is the definition of engaged? Older female voice: Well, uhm, let's say when you get engaged to someone it is sort of as if she is sort of, uhm. . . Let me give you an example. Being engaged is like getting a bicycle for christmas but you are not allowed to ride it untill the summer. YMV: Yes, I see. But am I allowed at least to ring the bell while I wait?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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