Hearing on the radio news this morning that Florida intends to amend its indecent exposure law to allow mothers to breast feed their babies in public, I was reminded of the following joke.
In times past in Ireland, hookers used to identify themselves by walking the streets with one breast exposed. Usually fairly late at night. However one morning, a woman gets off a bus and proceeds to walk down the street with one breast uncovered.
She's only walked a short distance when a man yells at her: "*WOMAN* - MAKE YOURSELF DECENT!"
She gets a rather bemused look, and then realisation slowly hits her: "Holy Mary - I must have left the baby on the bus!"