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From the Federal Register

frank@rover.bsd.uchicago.edu (FRANK BORGER)
(smirk, true)

	Excerpts from the Federal Register as originally presented in the
	American Association of Physicists in Medicine Newsletter.

17 January 1992, Bureaucratic Grasp of the Situation Profound Statement #1

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, in a Federal Register
notice denying a petition, stated "Detachment of any of the four wheels
adversely affects vehicle stability..."

17 January 1992, Bureaucratic Grasp of the Situation Profound Statement #2

A National Transportation Safety Board official, investigating a lost engine
incident involving a Boeing 737, which is designed to safely shed a mal-
functioning engine, stated "But we do know that this engine was not designed
to fall off under normal circumstances."

   Frank R. Borger - Physicist           Internet:  Frank@rover.uchicago.edu



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