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hirsh@cs.rutgers.edu (Haym Hirsh)
(topical, smirk, true)

(True, originally reported in the New York Times, October 18, 1992.)

Switzerland, known for its neutrality over the centuries, briefly
invaded neighboring Liechtenstein this past Tuesday.  Troops on
maneuvers received orders to set up a camp in Triesenberg but,
according to Liechtenstein officials, the Swiss "overlooked that
Triesenberg is not located on Swiss territory."

Switzerland's neighbors include Austria, France, Germany, Italy, and
Liechtenstein; of these countries, only Liechtenstein can boast that
it has no army, its population is less than 30,000, and it is smaller
than Washington, D.C.


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