This is a true story...overheard by my wife whilst standing in the copy (xerox) room of a local Government Ministry: A woman was standing at the machine photocopying a fairly large amount of paperwork when a young male employee came in with a single sheet. Upon seeing the man's item to photocopy, the woman says: "Is it just a small one?" His dead-pan response: "Only when it's cold"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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