Original to me, AFAIK, though may have been co-originated. Inspired by working with inferior tools on a too-heavily loaded VAX cluster, and seasoned by stewing around in my head for 2 years. Q: What's the difference between VMS and PMS? A1: PMS is only a problem for some people. A2: PMS is only a problem for part of the month. A3: The drugstore has remedies for PMS. A4: People with PMS get sympathy. A5: People with PMS don't wish they were UNIX. -- Russ Cage firstname.lastname@example.org email@example.com
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