Circulating in a friend's office: A priest was sitting in the confessional and was in dire need of using the men's room. Finally, he could wait no longer and grabbed a janitor who happened to be walking by. Priest: "Please sit in here while I go to the men's room." Janitor: "What if somebody comes in while you're gone?" Priest: "Don't worry. Whatever he says, give him three Hail Marys." While the janitor waited for the priest to return, a young man entered the confessional. "Bless me Father for I have sinned. I engaged in anal sex." The janitor didn't know what to say - he knew the priest would give a harsher pennance than three Hail Marys for a sin like that. Just then, an altar boy was walking by the confessional. The janitor stopped him and asked, "What does the Father give for anal sex?" The altar boy replied, "Two cookies and a glass of milk."
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