Eventually, every professor who teaches an introductory physics or astronomy class gets around to Sir Isaac Newton. In most cases this results in a short speech on how Newton may well have been the greatest scientist in history. One astronomy professor gave his speech, speculating on how many Nobels Newton deserved, and suggesting that Newton's Principia may well have been the greatest work ever written. He had his class convinced, until one student in the back shouted out "Yeah, but he died a virgin!" -- Josh Hopkins firstname.lastname@example.org
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