TOP 10 REASONS TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THE MAGIC JOHNSON ANNOUNCEMENT 10. Lakers' team masseur might finally stop loitering in shower room 9. Harvey Fierstein fund-raising in Inglewood wasn't working out so hot 8. Media not speculating over whether Linda Evans will catch the virus 7. NBA will announce a new line of condoms in team colors 6. More high-fives at AIDS Walk opening ceremonies 5. Lawsuit against estate by male actor-slash-model highly unlikely 4. Season tickets at mid-court for lucky researcher who discovers cure 3. Slogan "Laker Fever: Catch it!" to be discontinued 2. Former girlfriend now dating Orrin Hatch And the number one reason to look on the bright side: 1. ACT-UP hoops team can now kick Diabetes Foundation's butt
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