This lady calls the carpenter and complains that her closet shakes every time the bus stops at the bus-stop next to her house. When the carpenter comes, the lady shows him to the closet, when suddenly her husband arrives home. Opening the closet he notices a stranger sitting inside it and asks him : "What the &%#$ are YOU doing here ???" so the carpenter replies : "If I told you I was waiting for the bus, would you believe me ?" -- * Shahar Steiff * Computing and Process Control Engineer * * Dept. of Chemical Engineering, Technion IIT, Haifa, ISRAEL 32000 *
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