A recent public service message has a woman smoking a cigarette in a circa 1970s computer room, gazing at pages of computer printouts. The caption above the picture says: ``You're bright enough to master Cobol and Fortran.'' And the one below the picture says: ``And you're still smoking?'' I wonder what she was smoking that made her want to learn Cobol and Fortran.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)