Courtesy the Australian jokemeister... One time Santa Claus was out deliverng presents on Christmas morning, when he came to the house of a beautiful young woman. He slid down the chimney, and there she was waiting for him in her best bathrobe. "Merry Christmas, my dear," he said, "have you been a good girl all year?" "I certainly have!" she replied. So he put all her presents under the tree and said "Well, see you next year!" "But Santa," she said, "won't you stay with me for a little while?" "That's very sweet of you dear," said Santa Clause, "but I've got alot of present's to deliver and I really have to be going." "But Santa," she said, "I've been waiting for you all year..." "Oh no, no, no," said Santa Clause, "there's lot's to be done by morning, and what would Mrs.Clause say?" "But Santa," she said slipping out of her robe, "just this once?" "Oh all right," he said, "I'll never make it back up the chimney now anyway."
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