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Gore Predicts America's Downfall

jlee@smylex.UUCP (Jeff Lee)
Shipbrook Software (Tampa, FL)
(topical, smirk, true)

From an Associated Press report:

[Bill Clinton's running mate Albert] Gore [Jr.], a 16-year veteran of
Congress,  pledged to take on the assignment with "great relish and
enthusiasm."  He asked voters skeptical of their promise of change to
remember that every Communist government in Eastern Europe had fallen
in 100 days.

"Now it's our turn here in the United States of America," Gore said.


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