Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Western Eurocentric Male dominated human-race entered its world, removed its culture and religated it to a life of domestic subservience in which it was forced to perform such tasks as crossing the road (which is symbolic of humanity's rape of the natural world) for the sole purpose of entertaining it's oppressors. However, the fowl would no longer stand for such injustice, and refusing the derogatory title of "chicken", is rebelling against a system that has forced it to take part in such things as contemplating whether it preceded its own child, the egg. As such it needed to carry it's message to other suffering fowl, who all happened to be on the other side of the road.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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