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Frantic father-to-be

WEHR%EED1.decnet@srlvx1.srl.ford.com (EED1::WEHR)
(chuckle)

    Heard on the WRIF morning radio show in Detriot:

    A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her
    contractions are only two minutes apart!"

    "Is this her first child?" a voice queries.

    "No, you *idiot*!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

    -- Bruce


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