This morning (June 11) I was watching a morning news program wherein a fluffy blonde (quite possibly Joan London) was tossing beach-ball type questions to Ross Perot. They opened up the lines for television audience questions, and the first caller (a seemingly normal-sounding taxpayer) posed the following two part question:
I have two questions, the first is as an outsider not affiliated with either party, how effective do you feel you will be in dealing with a partisan congress? And the second is, have you ever done a mind-meld with Howard Stern's penis?
Joan London, looking like the she had just bitten into a quince, turned to Ross Perot and said:
Well, perhaps you can answer the first part.