(Heard it from my brother. I think he heard it from a Baptist preacher!) A guy runs into this girl at a bar. After a few drinks and a little dancing, they decide that they're going to end up spending the night together. In the car on the way back to his house, she looks at him guiltily and says, "I have a confession to make." "This bra that I'm wearing," she continues, "well, its padded." He quickly responds, "thats ok, it doesn't matter." "Its really padded," she adds. "I'm flat as a baby," she explains, "there's, like, nothing there." "I guess thats ok," he follows, "I have a confession to make as well." After a moment he continues, "I'm, sorta, well, hung like a baby." She ponders a moment and agrees that it really doesn't matter, and that they're both going to have fun anyway. When they arrive at his house, they go into the bedroom and begin undressing. Sure enough, she removes her bra and she's so flat that you can see her ribs. He smiles at her, takes his pants off, and the damn thing hits the floor! "What!" she exclaims, "I thought that you said you were hung like a baby!" "I am," he replied, "8 pounds, 24 inches!" ------- R. Allen Gwinn, Jr. Associate Director, Computing Services, BIC Southern Methodist University, Dallas, TX
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