A friend of mine, Mike Rune, and I were having a drunken discussion on our way to Virginia. I commented that I thought the most useful thing in the world was a Swiss Army Knife. He disagreed and said that a woman was the most useful thing in the world. I scoffed and said, "Well, what do you do if you have a can you want to open and all you have is a woman?" "You fuck her."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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