A country yokel is wandering through the fields on his way home, and feels rather peckish. Looking around him, he sees row after row of turnips, and temptation gets the better of him. He digs up the nearest turnip, tries to hide it inside his jumper, and carries on home. Of course, the farmer sees him with a suspicious bulge in his clothing, and raises the alarm. So, while the yokel is busy munching away at the turnip behind a hedge, the local policeman plods up and arrests him. He's taken off to the magistrates, who are in a bit of a bad mood after the previous case, and they sentence him to a night in the cells. Once more he's hauled off, and put in a cell for the night with Mike Tyson. After a few minutes of uneasy silence, Tyson decides to strike up conversation. "What did you get?" "A ten dollar fine and a night in the cells. And all for one turnip. What about you?" "Fifteen years. Rape." "RAPE? You must have eaten the whole b***** field!"
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