Pinnoccio comes to Jepeto one morning and tells him that his girl friend complains about the wood-chips on his dick. Jepeto gives him a piece of sand paper, and asks him to take care of the problem by himself. Two days latter Pinnoccio comes to Jepeto and says : "With such sand paper, who needs a girl friend?"
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