Do you have a smug bastard of a programmer in your office whose code always seems to work with a minimum of debugging? If so, then heres a few #defines to keep them busy. #define main Main /* Now try to link this! */ #define stdout stderr /* No problems, until you pipe it */ #define while(x) if(x) #define struct union /* Great space saver */ Original, and tested.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)