After the trial, the woman who was raped by Tyson called him. She said, "Mike, I have good news and bad news for you." Mike said, "I have had all the bad news I can handle from you. What is the good news?" She said, "You're bigger than Magic Johnson."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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