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The US Post Office was having a hard time deciding on which ELVIS stamp to issue so they've decided to issue both. The young, thin ELVIS will be used for regular mail while the old, fat ELVIS will be used for bulk mail. The Post Office is already concerned about counterfeit ELVIS stamps. They suspect that a lot of ELVIS impersonator stamps will appear.
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