From: email@example.com (Al Donaldson) There's a trial going on now in Northern Virginia where a fertility doctor (Cecil? Jacobson) is accused of providing the sperm that he used to inseminate at least a dozen of his patients (some estimates up to 50 or 60). One of his nurses said that he was often seen carrying a bottle into the mens room just before doing one of these procedures. So what's so bad about that? Seems to me that what he needs is a good publicist, so I offer these top 10 slogans that Doctor Jacobson should have been using: 10. We recycle everything -- absolutely no waste. 9. Open wide and say "ahh" 8. We pass the savings on to you. 7. Donor is personally guaranteed to be a college graduate. 6 Well, I could stop by your place, say 7 oclock..? 5. We test and test and test again. 4. High volume means lower prices, day after day. 3. It's a tough, thankless job but someone's gotta do it.. 2. Ten years from now your kid can come to a family reunion with all my kids. and the number one slogan Doctor Jacobson SHOULD have been using: 1. "You can't get it any fresher than this."
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