This is an original from my friend Steve Berman in Philly. Marriage Proposal During a Bridge Hand (East and West pass thoroughout) N: One Diamond (ring) : "Let us be partners forever" S: Two Clubs (to the head) : "I don't think we have a fit" N: Two Hearts (in accord) : "I'm still looking for a major contract" S: Three NO (!!!) : "Get lost, you creep." N: Pass : "That's okay, I can still make slam with Suzi."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)