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Importance of communication

spencer@phoenix.princeton.edu (Shih-ping Spencer Sun)
(smirk)

posted on a WWIVnet sub (oddly, not a humor sub) that I host, by a user in
Florida:

The Beard #54 @9402
Tue Nov 19 14:13:03 1991

    A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and
 asked to see the "upturn"
    "I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on
duty.
    "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'"
    "You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her.
     "Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway."
     "I'm sure you mean the maturnity ward."
    To which the girl replied:
    "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity ,
maturnity....what's the difference? All I know is I havent demonstrated
in two months and I think I'm stagnant."

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