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Conversation on a mountain top

ken@aiai.edinburgh.ac.uk (Ken Johnson)
(smirk)

Can't remember where I heard this. 

Two skiers are at the top of a mountain discussing the best route down. 

Skier 1: I know: we'll do a zig and then a zag. 

Skier 2: No, that's far too dangerous.  We'll have to do a zag first and
then a zig. 

Skier 1: I think we could get away with doing the zig first.  Let's ask
someone else. 

A third man arrives at the top of the mountain clad in full
mountaineering safety gear, and the first skier turns to him:

Skier 1: Do you think we can get away with doing a zig and then a zag
here, or must wqe do a zag first, and then a zig?

Third man: I don't know, I'm sorry. I'm a tobogganist.

Skier 2: In that case, please can I have twenty Rothman's?


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