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That's Amoray

tmorris@starman.convex.com (Terry Morris)
(original, smirk, pun)

Original, I wrote it, not copyrighted, have fun
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	(Italian accordion music and the sound of SCUBA in background.)

		If you see a big eel,
		and his teeth are like steel,
		That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

		If he's big and he's mean 
		and he's slimy and green,
		That's a Moray. (A Moray)

(Chorus)	If he slices the hose,
		and then leaves you to doze,
		That's a Moray!
		A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
		A Moray.

		When he's fanning his gills,
		Better head for the hills,
		That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

		From a hole in the reef,
		He will bring you much grief,
		That's a Moray. (A Moray!)

(Chorus)        If he slices the hose,
                and then leaves you to doze,
                That's a Moray!
                A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
                A Moray.

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