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More questions kids ask

eliot@dg-rtp.dg.com (Topher Eliot)
(chuckle)

This comes from a friend, who claims it happened to her.

Her seven-year-old asks:  "Mom, what's sex?"

Mom (flustered):  "Well, that's whether you're a girl or a boy.  You know,
like when we signed you up for swimming lessons, and the form asked what
your sex was, that's what they wanted to know."

Son:  "OK"

Mom:  (whew)

Next day:

Son:  "Mom, Joe says that sex is when you take off your clothes and rub
against each other.  Is that true?"

Mom:  "Well, yes, that's another meaning of 'sex'."

Son:  "ALL your clothes?"

Mom:  "Yes."

Son:  "YUCK!  Really?"
(I've forgotten what transpired here; no matter.)

Mom:  "Well, I'm real glad you asked me about this.  If you have any more
questions, please ask."

Son:  "Well, I do have one more."

Mom (breaking into a sweat):  "Yes?"

Son:  "Where does metal come from?"

-- 
Topher Eliot             Data General DG/UX Systems Administration Development

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