A naked lady standing on the street in the combat zone flags down a cab, hops in and says, "Take me to Georgetown." The cabby replies, "Come on lady, what are you going to pay me with? You don't even have a handbag." The lady smiles, opens her legs and points saying, "With this of course." After thinking for a moment, the cabby replies, "Have you got anything smaller?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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