My friend was telling me about friendship and sharing..... he said..... You know, If I had two dollars, I'd give you one. If I had to beers, I'd give you one. If I had to cookies, I'd give you one. but If I had two girlfriends, I'd give you another dollar.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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