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It appears that Thomas may miss confirmation by a hair.

Anita Hill, while strolling a park during her stay in D.C., is confronted by a flasher. Her response is "I know Clarence Thomas, and you, sir, are no Clarence Thomas."

A survey of remaining Supreme Court justices shows they're all very interested in working with Thomas, although Sandra O'Connor mentioned it would be unlikely that she'd ever ask Thomas for a can of Coke.

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