Late one night, a man rushes into the bedroom and wakes up his wife. "Wake up honey, wake up." "Huh,...what is it?"she asks, still half asleep. "Honey I think we got ghosts in the house, ghosts in the bathroom.." "What the hell are you talking about?" she says, remembering that he hadjust come home from a night of drinking. "Well, as I walked into the bathroom, the light turned on, by itself, and then as I walked out, it turned off, all by itself..."he explains to his still disbelieving wife. She turns to him and says:"You know what this means don't you?" "Yeah",he says,"it means that we've got ghosts." "NO DAMMIT"she yells,"it means you just pissed into the refrigerator again!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)