Here is the first digest of jokes about Pee-Wee Herman's arrest for indecent exposure in a porn theatre....
Due to all his new-found publicity, rumor has it that Pee-Wee Herman is scheduled to host a new TV show this fall.
The DiVinyls have been signed to do the theme music.
I heard this through friends who said it was originally from Bob and Tom, WFBQ-FM, Indianapolis:
Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?
It pulls its own string.
Did you hear that Paul Reubens declined representation?
He figures he can get himself off.
The local Denny's is offering the Paul Reuben special;
Order any sandwich, but you have to hold the pickle.
Original by me, but I expect you'll get a lot of these:
Thanks to the publicity surrounding recent events, a Sarasota, FL, adult theatre will change its name to:
I understand that the Pee-Wee line of clothing is discounted now in the stores: In fact Pee-Wee's pants are half off.
Pee-Wee Herman has just announced plans for his next movie: "Pee-Wee's Big-House Adventure."
Paul Reubens (aka Pee-Wee Herman) is comencing a new project. A one man play called "Pee-Wee Herman is Spanky of Our Gang."
The play will be produced off Broadway (Times Square, to be exact). Raincoats will be provided to the audience.
Heard at my mom's office:
Officials in the Pee-Wee Herman case have decided to drop charges.
They state that the evidence is unlikely to stand up in court.
One of the news announcers out here (on KBIG) was reading the story regarding Mr. Rubens' adventures in Florida. His rendition went something like this:
Pee-Wee Herman was arrested last night coming out of a porn theatre in Sarasota, Florida. It seems he was caught, um, shall we say, buttering his own popcorn.
Gives a whole new meaning to Big Top Pee-Wee.
From David Letterman
One thing you can say for Pee-Wee Herman-- at least he wasn't talking during the movie.
The top 5 Newspaper Headlines about the Pee-Wee Incident:
Pee-Wee pulls wee wee in Miami
Pee-Wee to star in remake of "The Jerk"
Pee-Wee yanks wee wee, CBS yanks Pee-Wee
Pee-Wee announced as new spokesman for Wang
Florida gets display of Reuben's Nudes.
This is an original...
Q: Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?
A: All-State, the good-hands people...
Heard from my brother, Chooch (Charles)...
Q: What are Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams?
A: The Expos and the Yanks.
Pee-Wee Herman is dead! Doctors suspect a massive stroke!
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