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Penis one-liner

burke@lostboys.ils.nwu.edu (Robin Burke)
Institute for Learned Scientists, Northwestern University
(sexual, chuckle)

From Carla Felicia, a comic I saw this weekend at Zanies here in Chicago (with some adaptation).

``For me, penises are a hobby, like fishing:


The small ones you throw back.
The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and
The big ones you mount.''


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