(something I thought up the other morning while avoiding waking up..) GORBIWARE Summer 1991 Catalog Addendum Recent events in the Soviet Union have allowed us to complete beta testing of several products we had under development, and we now feel confident offering them to the public. A. Virus protection - to prevent the spreading of those mysterious debilitating diseases. Also cures those with same diseases. B. Trojan Horse protection - Apply this after the virus protection to track down those administrators, users, and daemons who were acting as carriers of the virus. C. Backup software - restores the processes that were running before that would-be fatal crash. D. Multitasking OS - You thought your resources could support only single-tasking? Just look at our implementation, a better Soviet Union than the Soviet Union! Much less messy to install and run than that of our Yugoslav competition, with better task protection. E. Boris X300 UPS - Even if your CPU temporarily loses power, this unit will take over for it. For use in emergencies only, as it sometimes proves difficult to disable even after the main CPU is back up (this may interfere with the backup software). Also available in Natasha model. Order today! For payment, just send some hard currency -- any hard currency! Who else can make that offer?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)