A young girl asked her mother "Mommy, do you get into heaven feet first?" "I don't know, why do you ask?" "Because the maid's upstairs with her feet in the air, shouting `God, I'm coming, God, I'm coming,' but dad's on top and won't let her go."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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